PlacentaVestiphobia

If you’ve decided eating the placenta isn’t for you and you’ve dismissed having it bronzed and made into a mantelpiece, I’m sure you are asking yourself the following questions: What do all the in-people do with their placenta? What would Tom Cruise do with his placenta?

More than likely they’d be doing something outrageous that my mind isn’t even able to comprehend, but here are a few suggestions.

Have it made into a cap for those warm and sunny days (though it may smell a bit)

Placenta Cap - guaranteed to keep your head moist...

 

Or even better; a plaything for the kids!

The Placenta Activity Ball - will keep the kids amused (and nourished) for ages!

 

Or why not a Placenta Bag?

The Placenta Bag