I know this will come as a major surprise for anyone who has ever read anything I've written, but I signed a contract with a publisher for a non fiction book just last week.
It is all very secret (not because it is secret per se, but it sounds much better than me stating I haven't got a clue about the legal implications of blabbing about it), but suffice to say it will be a bestseller comparable to the Harry Potter series and more widely quoted than the Bible.
Planned release date at this point is July next year. Check out my webpage for more information...