I received an email from a friend (thanks Macca) not long ago with a very interesting and accurate way of finding out what you really need. It is more accurate than your therapist, more accurate than your mother - even more accurate than the weekly horoscope in your favourite newspaper (yes, really!)...
It is called Google. Basically you write "[Your Name] needs" and check the first link that you get. Then post the result as a comment to this blog entry...
I tried this. I put in "Mikael needs" into Google and got the following: "Mikael needs to be playing in the Champions League or in the Uefa Cup on a regular basis and he can't do that at Birmingham." Apparently Google thinks I should get back on the horse with my soccer career. And I do! Yes I do!
Here are a few replies from other people who tried it:
Ken needs a penis
JJ needs a little spoon to cuddle with
Tara needs… to be in one place long enough to establish a trusting relationship with a good, interested, capable therapist (ha ha ha... how fitting.)
Marybeth needs to spend several days ritualistically cleansing herself. (HAHAHA...love it!)
Nicole needs a boob job... No shit!?! Not first on my list but if google says so...
Al needs a hell of a lot more love from his fans.....Seriously, what's wrong with you people! Show the love!
Jennifer needs a smack daddy...LOL now THAT"S funny!
Sandra needs not to be confused with the porn star.... OMG!
Nicole needs to purge some aliens out of her system - uh?
Chelsea needs to be redeemed or killed off.....='[ I'll just go jump of my house now...
Olivia needs to learn her alphabet and identify colors beyond red. (hahaha)
Amanda needs to get help busting skulls, not new friends. (Wow! Oh my!)
