I order my 3 1/2 year old daughter Freya to go to the bathroom before she goes to bed to minimise any poo or wee related accidents.
Last night she sat on the toilet for a while then said with a very serious look on her face that she didn’t have any more poos in her bottom and that we needed to go to the shop to buy more.
I don’t know about you, but I found that awfully cute and agreed completely, promising to buy both poos and wees next time we went to the shops.