The biggest loser. Apparently it is a popular show. A bunch of people the size of water buffaloes goes head to head to lose weight whilst voting each other out and then go on to become spokespeople for weight loss.
Well, I have a better idea. Why not get a bunch of ultra slim models and make them eat a lot and not allow them to exercise? If they’ve gained the least at the end of the week – they’re out! If they are found exercising or eating anything with non saturated fats – they’re out! I call it The Biggest Winner – cause slurping down cheese burger after cheese burger makes you feel exactly like that.
Let’s repeat the concept and to make sure even the photo models I referred to earlier will get it, I’ve included visual aids.
We have a game show called The Biggest Loser where fat people go from:
And then we have my new and improved show called The Biggest Winner where super models go from: